Politician, minister and prominent tweeter Fred Nile spent the day yesterday in Sydney taking “selfies” at Martin Place in the hope it would help end the hostage situation. Whilst most leaders and respectable human beings stayed out of the CBD… Read More ›
Former Guantanamo Bay resident and bazooka enthusiast David Hicks has been tortured in Sydney overnight. Mr Hicks was at an end of year function catching up with old friends such as Attorney General George Brandis after which he decided to… Read More ›
Australia’s Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop has inadvertently entered Australia into a binding emissions trading agreement after accidentally texting an affirmative emoji. Bishop, who is attending the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Lima, was asked by US Secretary… Read More ›
Former Opposition Leader and amateur taxi driver wrestling enthusiast Mark Latham has been named the greatest prime minister Australia never had. The award was bestowed upon Latham by the Liberal party. A party spokesperson told The (un) Australian, “Latham would have been… Read More ›
The Abbott Government is celebrating a rare victory today after shirtfront was named word of the year by the National Dictionary Centre. Abbott used the word prior to the G20 when he was asked how he would greet Russian President… Read More ›
Queensland MP and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer today announced he has finalised an agreement with the Discovery Channel to be eaten alive by a stegosaurus. The agreement comes after the Discovery Channel commissioned a similar program in which American documentary film maker… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 