Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has asked his staff to check if he can bring along to Glasgow his lucky lump of coal. ”The PM is very attached to his lucky lump of coal,” said a Government Insider. ”It… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce
Nationals List Demands Of PM In Exchange For Considering Net-Zero Carbon
Below is a leaked list of demands that Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce is expected to put before the Prime Minister in order for the Coalition’s Junior Partner to consider committing to the government’s plan of going to net-zero carbon emissions…. Read More ›
Barnaby Tells The PM To Look At His Own Emissions Before He Gets Others To Cut Theirs
Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has sent a pointed message to the man who’s shoes he’s walking in, Scott Morrison, to look at his own emissions first before asking others to cut theirs. ”Scott needs to look at himself before… Read More ›
PM’s Creepy Mate Asks Him To Bring Back Some Duty Free Ivermectin
Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has asked him to bring back some duty free Ivermectin when the PM returns from his trip to America. ”George is a good bloke. He did offer to drop me at the… Read More ›
Acting PM Barnaby Joyce Announces That We’re All Gonna Get Laid
Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has celebrated his first day of covering for Scott Morrison by declaring that: ”We’re all gonna get laid!” ”Australia take note, with Barnaby in charge the good times will roll,” said the acting PM. ”Sure,… Read More ›
PM Tells Aspiring Blind Trusts That $1 Million Only Buys You A Back Bencher
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has announced over the weekend that any aspiring blind trusts that are looking to buy a cabinet minister will have to pay more than a million dollars. The announcement comes following the resignation of… Read More ›
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