Soon-to-be-appointed Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has demanded that Prime Minister ScoMo appoint him Minister of Home Affairs, or else he’ll piss on the floor of Parliament House. ”The PM needs to know that the Nationals will not back down,’… Read More ›
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Nationals Tell Farmers That They’ll Act On Mice Plague When It Starts To Effect The Mines
Nationals leader (for now) Michael McCormack has told the Nation’s farmers to not worry too much about the mice plague as it isn’t affecting the miners. ”The Nationals are the best friend the Farmers will ever have,” said the Acting… Read More ›
Joyce Tells Farmers To Not Worry About The Mice Plague As It Doesn’t Affect The Miners
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs and self-appointed ”leader” of the Nationals Barnaby Joyce has told the Nation’s farmers to not worry too much about the mice plague as it isn’t affecting the miners. ”The Nationals are the best friend the… Read More ›
Joyce Offers His Prick To Help Out With The Vaccination Campaign
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has offered to help kickstart Australia’s struggling vaccination program by donating his prick. ”I am if anything a man of the people, so ladies of Australia line up to get my prick,” said… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce To Be The Face Of New Vaccination Campaign: Just A Prick
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has been announced as the face of the Government’s new vaccination campaign: “Just A Prick!” ”There were many contenders in Cabinet to be the face of the campaign,” said a Government Insider. ”I… Read More ›
Colleagues Chip In To Buy Christensen A Gold Ping Pong Ball For His Retirement
The member for Manila George Christensen’s colleagues have done a whip around and purchased the retiring MP a golden ping pong ball to commemorate his time in parliament. ”What an amazing gift, I tell you this is going straight to… Read More ›