The member for Manila George Christensen’s colleagues have done a whip around and purchased the retiring MP a golden ping pong ball to commemorate his time in parliament.
”What an amazing gift, I tell you this is going straight to the pool room,” said the Member for Manila. ”The pool room of course is a lovely bar in downtown Manila where you will see the most amazing ping pong players.”
”I am of course a patron of the Philipppino ladies ping pong team.”
When asked why he was stepping away from politics, particularly now when the country was seemingly so divided over a number of issues, the Member for Manila said: “Canberra has become so sleazy…….and not in a good way.”
”We’ve had people bringing escorts in to parliament house and staffers pleasuring themselves on others desks.”
”It’s just not right, these people need to get out in to the real World. Walk the streets of Manila and press the flesh so to speak.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, Barnaby and a few of the boys are taking me out for tacos and milkshakes.”
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