Australia has tucked away the recent woeful form of its cricket team and is ready to kick back beside the telly for a couple of weeks of delighting in how dismal its tennis players are. “The middle of January is… Read More ›
Bernard Tomic
Cabinet That Held Cabinet Files To Replace Tomic In I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
Channel 10 has announced that they have signed the filing cabinet that held the cabinet files and will immediately fly it into the jungles of Africa to replace Bernard Tomic on their show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here…. Read More ›
Australian Through To Second Set Of Australian Open
For the first time in more than a decade an Australian tennis player has made it through to the second set of the Australian Open. Plucky qualifier Dylan Catgut thrilled local fans by lasting almost a full hour on centre… Read More ›
“I Only Keep Playing Tennis For The Free Balls” Claims Jaded Tomic
Troubled Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic has confessed in an explosive interview on Channel 7’s Sunday Night that he only stays on the circuit because of the dozens of free tennis balls on offer. “I’d have given up the game… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 