Australia may be heading for the polls again after a red faced Australian Electoral Commission confessed that the reason it hasn’t been able to hand in a result for Saturday’s election is because the dog ate all the ballot papers…. Read More ›
Bill Shorten
Albo Refuses To Rule Out Challenging The Avalanches For A Spot At Splendour
Fresh off winning his inner city Sydney seat of Grayndler, Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has today refused to rule out challenging the Avalanches for a spot at the musical festival Splendour in the grass. Speaking to The (un)Australian, deputy leader of the… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson To Hold Unbalance Of Power
Nearly thirty years after Joh Bjelke-Petersen failed in his attempt to become PM, Pauline Hanson and Bob Katter have finally realised his dream of putting batshit crazy Queenslanders into positions of power in Canberra. “We’ll only pass legislation if security… Read More ›
Greens Call For A Ban On Election Day Sausage Sizzle
The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election day sausage sizzle, saying that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidatory towards female voters. A spokesperson for… Read More ›
What This Nation Needs Is A Wild Eyed Loon: The (un)Australian Endorses Bob Katter For PM
These are uncertain times. Australia’s voters have expressed concern that Malcolm Turnbull is waiting till after the election to rip off a mask to reveal that he is really Tony Abbott, and even more concerned that after the election Bill… Read More ›
Outrage As Scott Morrison Refuses To Tell Leigh Sales His PIN Number
Outrage has erupted after Federal Treasurer Scott Morrison appeared on the ABC’s 7.30 report and refused host Leigh Sales’ request to divulge his personal PIN number. Morrison’s refusal has set social media alight with claims of , “what has he got… Read More ›
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