Sydney airport has today announced that they will pay tribute to missing Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison by naming a baggage carousel in his honour. ”In times like these we need to honour those who have served their country and… Read More ›
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Dutton Sends Elf On The Shelf To Manus Island
Minister for the Dark Arts and wanna be Prime Minister Peter Dutton announced this morning that: “He had released an all-points bulletin to the AFP and his own private army Border Force to round up all these ‘Elf on the… Read More ›
Christmas Crisis: Santa Transferred To Christmas Island For Processing
Days after his detention in Sydney for failing to clear customs, Santa Claus has been transferred to Christmas Island as the government processes his visa application and decides what to do with the iconic figure. The previously decommissioned site has… Read More ›
Australian, American Immigration Policy Still Based On That One Scene From “Scarface”
Officials from the Australian Border Force and the American ICE have confirmed that their entire policy on refugees seeking to enter the country is still based on that one scene from the 1983 movie “Scarface” where Tony Montana lies his… Read More ›
Peter Dutton’s Mum Calls On The Other Kids In Parliament To Play With Her Son
Minister for Immigration and Border Protection Peter Dutton’s mum has today taken aside all members of the government and scolded them for not including her son in their games. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull was singled out over his refusal to… Read More ›
Australian Government Reclassifies Asylum Seeker ‘Children’ as ‘Funny Looking Adult Midgets’
In a move to address criticism of Australia’s immigration detention policies, the Department of Immigration and Border Protection announced today that all asylum seekers under the age of 18 would from now on be classified in all government documentation as “midgets” rather than… Read More ›
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