After 140 years of obsessively watching every second of the cricket, the Australian population has suddenly worked out that no-one is holding a gun to their head to make them do it and they could actually be doing something much… Read More ›
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Turnbull Calls For The Return Of Bradman, Chappell And Lillian Thompson
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has blasted the behaviour of the Australian Men’s Cricket Team and demanded a recall of Australia’s greatest ever player: “The chaps at the office tell me the current Australian Captain, Geoff Smith, is the second… Read More ›
Government To Re-name Manus Island Cahill Island
The Coalition Government has today released a draft paper that explores the idea of re-naming Manus Island, Tim Cahill Island in honour of Socceroos’ star Tim Cahill. Manus Island a province of North Papua is currently being used by Australia… Read More ›
Michael Clarke Dismissed By Own Hamstring
Australian Test and one day cricket captain Michael Clarke has been ruled out of this summer’s test series against India after suffering another hamstring injury. The injury blow has shocked and upset his fellow team mates and the Australian cricketing… Read More ›
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