Opposition leader and self-described friend of the worker, Peter Dutton, has declared that any Government that he leads will allow the Nation’s Tradies to be able to bully Uni students out of their lunch money. ”What sort of World do… Read More ›
Bridget McKenzie
Coalition Condemns Govt For Prioritising Pensioners Over Millionaire Pharmacists
The federal Opposition has condemned the Government over their decision to implement 60 day prescriptions, a move which will drop the price of medication, helping pensioners, but affecting chemists. ”Where does Anthony Albanese get off,” fumed Opposition leader Peter Dutton…. Read More ›
Dutton Asks Shooter To Draw Up A Spreadsheet Of Labor Seats To Place A Nuclear Reactor
Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has tasked the Coalition’s most accomplished spread sheeter, Shooter McKenzie, to draft one up listing the best Labor held seats that they can place a nuclear reactor in should they win the next… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Wants To Know Why He’s Not In Cabinet
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has spent the day trying to placate his creepy mate George Christensen after the member for Dawson got upset that Keith Pitt was in cabinet and he wasn’t. ”George is a very passionate man… Read More ›
Shooter McKenzie Tells PM That She’ll Need A Bigger Spread Sheet For Net Zero
One of the Nationals go-to muckrakers, Bridget ‘Shooter’ McKenzie has told the PM that if he’s thinking about going net zero then she’ll need a bigger spreadsheet. ”Look Scott – sorry, ScoMo – if you wanna go net zero, then… Read More ›
PM Asks If He Can Bring Along His Lucky Lump Of Coal To Glasgow
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has asked his staff to check if he can bring along to Glasgow his lucky lump of coal. ”The PM is very attached to his lucky lump of coal,” said a Government Insider. ”It… Read More ›
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