Australia’s Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has blamed his terribly low polling results on the rise of the low-carb diet. ”The Australian people don’t know what’s good for them,” declared the Dark Lord. ”They’re all Albo this and… Read More ›
The Dark Lord led Coalition has come out strongly against a proposed Federal ICAC due to the high price of lettuce. ”It’s all well and good for Mr Albanese to come out and want to set up this and that… Read More ›
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs Barnaby Joyce has used Canberra’s Mid-Winter Ball to stage a protest against Parliaments ongoing bonk ban. ”I mean what use is having this ball when we can’t even go on the… Read More ›
Former Minister for health/finance/home affairs/treasury and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has talked of his new hobby, golf and has not ruled out joining the Saudi backed LIV golf tour in the not too distant future. ”I am back on… Read More ›
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Australia’s former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has come home from his first day back at work bemused by his colleagues reaction to him telling them that he’s off to the prayer room. ”I was saying to Jen, people sure did… Read More ›
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