Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has given a last minute reprieve to a rise in fees for Arts degrees that study how good Captain Cook was. ”I’ve heard the feedback that not everybody was enamored with my Government’s change to… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Promises Every School In Australia A Statue Of Captain Cook
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has promised to use the leftover $60 billion dollars from the Job Keeper program to invest in schools, with plans to build a statue of Captain Cook in every school in Australia. “How good is… Read More ›
Alan Jones Calls For Women To Have To Run Their Tweets By A Man Prior To Sending
Australia’s chief employer of defamation lawyers, Alan Jones has called for laws to be changed so that women are made to run their tweets past a male for approval, prior to posting them. “Women are emotional creatures, and they need… Read More ›
ScoMo Looks At Lifting Restrictions For People Wishing To Commemorate Captain Cook
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has talked of temporarily lifting social distancing restrictions to allow Australians to celebrate the 250th anniversary of Captain Cook’s voyage to Australia. “We have done pretty well by social distancing, the curve is flattened so… Read More ›
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