With St Patrick’s Day is upon us once more, drunks the world over are looking forward to one more excuse to get hammered in a bid to forget about their horrible lives. But unlike other great excuses to get drunk, like New Year’s Eve, random… Read More ›
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Turnbull: ‘Mardi Gras A Needed Break From The Hard Work Of Caving To Homophobia’
The first prime minister to ever attend Sydney’s famed Mardi Gras parade, Malcolm Turnbull, said he thoroughly enjoyed the gay pride street parade, saying he “really needed a bit of a break” having been “hard at work” caving to his… Read More ›
Abbott Says His ‘No Wrecking’ Pledge Holding Up Better Than Turnbull’s ‘So-Called Leadership’
Former Prime Minister-turned-loyal-backbencher Tony Abbott said today that his famous pledge of “no wrecking, no undermining and no sniping” against his replacement Malcolm Turnbull was “holding up much better than this so-called leader’s crap showing”. Insisting he “wasn’t that keen… Read More ›
Trump Rejects KKK Support: ‘I Don’t Need These Wishy-Washy Liberals’
Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump has moved to strongly reject an endorsement from the controversial white supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan, on the grounds “we don’t need these wishy-washy liberal types. We’re here to make America great, not quiver… Read More ›
‘Who Is This Bill Shorten Guy?’ Voters Ask After Bernardi Confrontation
“Who on Earth is this Bill Shorten character?” was the cry that rang out across the country yesterday as news spread that the little-known federal member for Maribyrnong had been caught on camera calling hard-right Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi a… Read More ›
Refugees To Hide From Authorities By Standing Next To Bill Shorten
A refugee advocate today said plans to stop the federal government potentially sending 267 asylum seekers to Nauru included an “emergency contingency to keep them hidden from authorities by having them stand next to Bill Shorten wherever he goes”. The advocate told… Read More ›