A frustrated local introvert is wracking their brain for any excuse to avoid yet another video call request. The requests seem to come dozens of times each day, as energy draining extroverts seek any excuse to break the boredom of… Read More ›
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Housebound Cats Overdosing On Schadenfreude Right Now
Reports are coming in that housebound cats across the nation are currently in full schadenfreude-mode as their human owners get to experience the torture they have inflicted on their felines. “Oh, you can’t go out to the pub for a… Read More ›
World’s Cats Impressed By How Fast We’ve Learnt To Open Doors With Our Elbows
The cat population of the world is gobsmacked at how quickly humans have picked up the skill of being able to open a door without using their hands to avoid any contact with the corona virus. “We really thought you… Read More ›
Australian Dogs Outraged At $5.6m Salary Of Australia’s Top Postman
Dogs across Australia have reacted angrily after hearing that the head of Australia Post Ahmed Fahour is being paid a whopping $5.6 million a year. “I’m furious that the head of an organisation dedicated to coming onto my turf dressed… Read More ›
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