Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has asked him to bring back some duty free Ivermectin when the PM returns from his trip to America. ”George is a good bloke. He did offer to drop me at the… Read More ›
Christian Porter
Acting PM Barnaby Joyce Announces That We’re All Gonna Get Laid
Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has celebrated his first day of covering for Scott Morrison by declaring that: ”We’re all gonna get laid!” ”Australia take note, with Barnaby in charge the good times will roll,” said the acting PM. ”Sure,… Read More ›
PM Tells Aspiring Blind Trusts That $1 Million Only Buys You A Back Bencher
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has announced over the weekend that any aspiring blind trusts that are looking to buy a cabinet minister will have to pay more than a million dollars. The announcement comes following the resignation of… Read More ›
Christian Porter Is The Best Minister That Money Can Buy Declares PM
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has come out strongly in defence of the Minister for Industry and Innovation Christian Porter, declaring that Mr Porter is the best Minister that money can buy in his cabinet. ”I’ve got a lot… Read More ›
PM Declares New Submarines Will Be Paid For By A Blind Trust
Prime Minister for Sydney that fellow from Australia Scott Morrison has today announced that Australia’s new nuclear submarines will be paid for by a blind trust to be administered by the alleged Minister for Industry Christian Porter. ”How good is… Read More ›
Porter Claims That His Legal Defence ”Fell Off The Back Of A Truck”
Alleged Member of Parliament Christian Porter has updated the Parliamentary Register of Interests to declare that the costs of his recent defamation case against the ABC ”fell off the back of a truck.” ”What can I say? I was walking… Read More ›
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