The Liberal party has announced that they plan to launch their new product the ‘Scotty 2.0’ at the National Press Club this week. With hopes that the Scotty 2.0 can, if not win them the next election at least stave… Read More ›
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Angry Thong Throwers Protest Australia Day Cancellations
Australia’s elite thong throwers have expressed their outrage after two Melbourne local councils voted to cancel January 26th Australia Day celebrations, causing havoc to their training schedules. “Mate, you don’t just rock up on the day and start throwing thongs… Read More ›
“Why Drift To Defeat At Next Election When We Could Be Hurtling There At Full Throttle” Says Tony Abbott
The former PM has criticised Malcolm Turnbull’s leadership of the coalition saying that he should be re-installed to ensure the party gets a proper shellacking at the next election. “No-one wants Malcolm’s namby pamby slow but sure erosion of our… Read More ›
Australia Adopts New Zealand Style Social Service System By Moving Everyone On Welfare To Bondi
Australia has taken note of New Zealand’s successful social welfare system and is following suit by making everyone currently on the dole go and live in Bondi. “New Zealand hardly has any unemployment and a low welfare budget due to… Read More ›
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