Beloved leader Chairman Tony Abbott has taken ownership of the Liddell Power Station for the people in the first part of a glorious five year economic plan. “From each according to his ability to produce greenhouse gas to each according… Read More ›
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Malcolm Turnbull Asks Alan Jones To Consider Getting Fracked
Prime Minister (for now) Malcolm Turnbull has held discussions with New South Wales Premier Alan Jones over the country’s energy crisis and suggested Mr Jones consider getting fracked. “A number of leading energy experts have told me that fracking prominent… Read More ›
Santos Plans To Drill Barnaby Joyce In Search Of Natural Gas
Oil and gas company Santos has today announced plans to drill into deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce in what they tip could be Australia’s largest source of natural gas. A spokesperson for Santos told The (un)Australian: “Anyone who’s ever seen Mr Joyce talk knows… Read More ›
‘It Started With Alternative Music. Then I Tried To Destroy Modern Civilisation’
The federal government’s new anti-radicalisation kit for schools, “Living Safer Together”, has already made waves for featuring the harrowing story of Karen, a young woman who “grew up in a loving family who never participated in activism of any sort”,… Read More ›
