Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today defended his creepy mate, the member for Dawson’s right to sledge Australians on obscure extreme right-wing video casts. ”Australians have broad shoulders, as do I, so when it comes… Read More ›
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ScoMo Condemns Albo’s Lack Of Promo
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was sacked from marketing has condemned opposition leader Anthony Albanese for spending the weekend announcing policies as opposed to posing for photos at a car race. ”This weekend I had my photo taken decorating the… Read More ›
Porter Tipped To Quit Politics To Spend More Time With His Blind Trust
The Morrison Government’s alleged member for Pearce Christian Porter is tipped to announce today that he is quitting politics to spend more time at home with his blind trust. ”It’s been a hard year for Christian what with his childhood… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells The Gays Not To Worry His Government Will ”Take Care Of Them”
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told Australia’s LGBTIQ+ community to not worry too much about the new Religious discrimination bill as his Government will make sure they are taken care of. ”My Government is one… Read More ›
PM Orders His Photoshop Team To Put Albo Next To Jen In His Hawaiian Pics
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has put out the call out to his photoshop team to get to work on adding Albo to his families Hawaiian pics, preferably putting the Opposition leader next to the PM’s… Read More ›
Australia Needs A Dick Tata Declares News Corp
The Australian Government’s propaganda arm News Corp has come out strongly today endorsing Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton as Australia’s next top Dick Tata. ”I am quite flattered to be thought of in that light,” said the Dark… Read More ›