Opponents of 5G technology have called on authorities to force Telco’s to re brand it as they claim that a lot of their supporters struggle to count past 3 let alone 5. “This is just another example of lefty elitists… Read More ›
Conspiracy Theory
Government To Handout $25K Grants For Anti-5Gers To Cover Their Houses In Foil
The Morrison Government has announced a new $25,000 grant for people who are fearful of 5G technology to cover their houses in tin foil. The announcement comes following extensive lobbying from One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts. ”This is a good… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts Plans To Fly To Seattle To Make A Citizen’s Arrest Of Bill Gates
One Nation’s leading mind Malcolm Roberts has demanded that the Prime Minister allow flights out of Australia, so that he can fly to Seattle in the United States of America to make a citizen’s arrest of Microsoft founder Bill Gates…. Read More ›
One Nation Offers Up Their Policy Plans To The Nation Should Australia Run Out Of Toilet Paper
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has moved to reassure Australia that in the event of the country running out of toilet paper, they will make available to their supporters printed copies of their policies to use in it’s place. “I… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts Demands A Royal Commission Into Whether Or Not The Fridge Light Stays On When The Door Is Closed
One Nation’s leading Scientific mind Malcolm Roberts has today demanded the Government immediately hold a Royal Commission into whether or not the fridge light stays on when the door is closed. “It’s time this Government focused on issues that matter… Read More ›
Hanson Calls On The Government To Nuke The Drought
Pauline Hanson has taken time out from her new hobby of sliding down famous Australian landmarks to demand that the Prime Minister do something for the farmers like nuking the drought. “It’s about time this Government did something for the… Read More ›
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