With the impending retirement of the first Politician to hold 5 secret ministries at the same time as being the country’s PM, Scott Morrison, Australian’s are being urged to put out their secret ministries as a sign of respect for… Read More ›
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Parliament House Stationery Cupboard Warned To Watch Out For ScoMo
With news of his impending retirement those in charge of the Parliament house stationery cupboard have been warned to make sure that former Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, doesn’t clear it out. ”Mixed emotions, I will admit, in announcing that… Read More ›
Column: Mark Latham’s Guide To Being A Cook
When those lefty freaks at The (un)Australian tweeted me to ask if I would write for them you could have knocked me over with a feather as I swore I’d blocked them. But then I got to thinking, you know Mark, the… Read More ›
Gladys Happy That ICAC Was Only DWTS Bad Rather Than SAS Australia Bad
Former Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spoken to her friends of her relief that ICAC came back with findings that she was corrupt, but, not enough that she should go to prison over it. ”Glad was so happy to hear the… Read More ›
ScoMo Announces Launch Of His New Only Fans Site
Former minister for health/industry/innovation/finance and occasional Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced the launch of his newest side hustle, an only fans site. ”I’m very excited to be getting more of myself out into the World,” said Scotty from marketing…. Read More ›
ScoMo Sad That He Won’t Be Able To Take A Selfie With The Queen’s Coffin
Former minister for health/Industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has spoken of his sadness that he was unable to get to London to take a selfie with the Queen’s coffin. ”Scott was very sad that he was no longer… Read More ›
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