An Australian cricket fan is stridently demanding that the selectors drop Shaun Marsh, Mitch Marsh and Peter Siddle from the test team and replace them with a bunch of interstate cricketers he only knows about from the scores he’s seen… Read More ›
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Shane Watson Anoints Shaun Marsh As His Heir Apparent
Former Australian Test all-rounder and barely walking pulled muscle Shane Watson has today anointed Western Australian journeyman batsman, Shaun Marsh as his heir apparent in the Australian cricket team. The praise from Watson came after news of Marsh’s selection to replace injured… Read More ›
Australian Cricket At Crisis Point With Only Two Mitchs Available
The Australian cricket team is in crisis today after the decision of Mitch Johnson to retire. Johnson’s decision to retire seemingly came out of nowhere, leaving the team short of a fast bowler and as well as a Mitch, with… Read More ›
Reclaim Australia Calls For ‘All Muslims Except Usman Khawaja Out Now!’
Anti-Islamic protest group Reclaim Australia released a new statement this afternoon reiterating its “principled, patriotic opposition to the presence of all Muslim immigrants in Australia with the exception of Usman Khawaja”. Khawaja, the first Muslim to wear the baggy green,… Read More ›
Shane Watson Reviews Decision To Retire
Australian cricketing all rounder and Guinness World Record Holder for the most calf strains ever suffered by a human being, Shane Watson will seek to appeal his own decision to retire from Test cricket. The move comes after Watson’s career being… Read More ›
Shane Warne Working On New Mystery Embarrassment For Next Cricket Season
Cricketing legend Shane Warne has been hard at work in the nets and promises to have a new mystery embarrassment ready to bamboozle the public with in time for the first test of the summer. “I’m not going to reveal… Read More ›
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