Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has ordered the Navy to start taking flood precaution by building an ark, capable of holding two of every animal. “The bushfires this year caught my Government on the hop and I promise you… Read More ›
Dinosaurs
Fossilised Ugg Boot Discovered Next To Biggest Dinosaur Footprint
Scientists have unearthed the fossilised remains of the largest ugg boot ever worn just meters away from the world’s biggest set of dinosaur footprints. “The discovery of a perfectly preserved uggie confirms that the tracks belonged to a species of… Read More ›
Overweight Dinosaur Found Preserved In Mud Cake
Russian palaeontologists have announced the discovery of a complete fossil of an obese dinosaur in Siberian mud cake deposits. “We theorise that the Boombahsaurus has become bogged down in the mud cake while feeding and then been covered over by… Read More ›
Clive Palmer Reeling After Losing Another Dinosaur, Vows To Hold Wang Tight
Mining magnate, politician and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer has been dealt a second traumatic blow in as many weeks with the news that he has lost another dinosaur. Last week Mr Palmer’s beloved dinosaur statue Jeff was… Read More ›
Clive Palmer To Be Eaten Alive By Stegosaurus
Queensland MP and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer today announced he has finalised an agreement with the Discovery Channel to be eaten alive by a stegosaurus. The agreement comes after the Discovery Channel commissioned a similar program in which American documentary film maker… Read More ›
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