Donald Trump has reversed decades of US foreign policy by recognising Penrith as the capital of Australia, despite warnings from around the world that the gesture will further inflame relations between bogans and the rest of Australia. “We will begin… Read More ›
Small independent sexual harasser Harvey Weinstein has been installed as favourite to win this year’s Academy Award for Best Harasser despite strong competition from blockbuster creeps such as Donald Trump, Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly. “There’s been strong buzz for… Read More ›
The shocked family of Hugh Hefner were mortified to discover a whole pile of dirty magazines hidden under his bed as they started the heartrending job of sorting through his possessions. “When we lifted up dad’s big circular bed to… Read More ›
The general with the very tall hat who is laughing like a drain at Kim Jong Un’s latest quip has privately admitted that he didn’t really get the point of the joke. “I’m puzzled. Why would half past two be… Read More ›
A rogue pod of humpback whales is now thought to be the source of a missile that flew over northern Japan, setting off warning sirens across the entire nation. “The day we have been dreading is finally here, that our… Read More ›
Donald Trump has condemned the hate and violence on many sides in World War 2 in a press conference as he lined up a difficult approach shot on the sixteenth hole of a golf course in New Jersey. “I refuse… Read More ›
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