In an embarrassing admission after days of speculation, Senator Pauline Hanson has finally acknowledged that her maiden speech was accidentally plagiarised from her own earlier maiden speech delivered in 1996. “I guess I’ve done a Melania,” she said, adding she had… Read More ›
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Hillary Clinton Leads Most Boring And Predictable Presidential Campaign On Record
The 2016 American presidential campaign has panned out as predicted with long time favourite Hillary Clinton maintaining a healthy 12 point lead over her Republican opponent, obscure New York businessman Don Trump. “We’ve been hard pressed to find anything at… Read More ›
Would-Be Ronald Reagan Assassin To Be Freed For Upcoming Presidential Election
John Hinckley Jnr, the man who tried to assassinate former Republican President Ronald Reagan, is to be released from prison after serving a 35 year sentence. His release is just in time for the upcoming US Presidential election and though… Read More ›
“I Have No Ties With Russia” Says Trump From His Black Sea Holiday Home
Presidential candidate Donald Trump has interrupted his post convention holiday at his Black Sea “dacha” to deny allegations that he has close connections with Vladimir Putin. “Those journalists making these stories up better think carefully about what they’re writing or… Read More ›
86% Of Republicans Believe Donald Trump Will Make A Better President Than Frank Underwood
A survey from last week’s Republican Convention in Cleveland, Ohio shows that 86% of its members firmly believe Donald Trump will be a better president than Frank Underwood, a character from the popular Netflix TV series, House of Cards. Bubba… Read More ›
Every Doco Ever Made About Rise Of 1930’s Fascism Now Redundant
The world’s documentary makers have switched off coverage of the Republican National Convention and started downloading applications for unemployment benefits after realising that there is no need to ever make another movie explaining the rise of nazism. “What’s the point… Read More ›