Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce today sent a warning to the Prime Minister that if the contentious bonk ban is not ended then he will stop campaigning in the country and head to the electorate of Wentworth. ”The… Read More ›
Election
Sky News Hopes Debate Will Double Their Audience From 6 To 12 Viewers
Niche news network Sky News Australia is hoping tonight’s leaders debate between their mate ScoMo and the dastardly Anthony Albanese will lead to the low rating station doubling their audiences from 6 to 12 viewers. ”What a coup for the… Read More ›
PM Tells Those Criticising His Candidate For Warringah To Be More Tolerant
Acting Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has defended his controversial candidate for Warringah and their abhorrent anti-trans gender views by calling for those who oppose her to show some tolerance. ”The people of Australia are sick of people who are… Read More ›
Press Pack Turns On Albo After He Serves Only Domestic Wine At Media Mixer
The Canberra press pack has turned on Opposition leader Anthony Albanese after they were served only domestic wines at the Labor pre-election party mixer. ”This will definitely cost Labor the election,” said a member of the press pack, off the… Read More ›
Albo Apologises To Colleagues For Saying The Saints Released ‘I’m Stranded’ in ’74 Not ’76
Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has apologised to his Labor colleagues after being caught out on the campaign trail saying that seminal Australian band The Saints released their hit single I’m Stranded in 1974 when it was in fact released in… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks The Governor General To Meet Him At Engadine Maccas
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has texted the Governor General to meet him at Engadine Maccas so that they can arrange the formalities around calling an election. ”I know traditionally the Prime Minister will call in on… Read More ›
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