Winemakers from the Goon region of South Australia are today celebrating after international trademark laws were changed to allow only cask wine from the region to be labelled as “Goon”. “If you want to release a “Goon” style cask wine… Read More ›
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Boris Johnson Shows You Can Achieve Anything With Enough Privilege, Even If You’re Boris Johnson
Despite being Boris Johnson, Boris Johnson has scaled to great heights that would be impossible for any human being who was Boris Johnson minus all the bits of Boris Johnson involving extreme, unearned privilege. Despite being an empty vessel of… Read More ›
The Queen Recommends Trump Take A Driving Tour Of Paris
Donald Trump fresh off his visit to Buckingham palace to meet the Queen has spoken of his fondness for the Monarch and how welcoming Her Majesty was. “What a great person, wonderful to chat with. We talked about politics, corgis,… Read More ›
Britain To Make New Series Of ‘On The Buses’ As It Returns To 1973
The British television industry has responded to the Brexit vote by commissioning a new series of sitcom favourite On The Buses, last made in 1973 — the year Britain entered the Common Market. “Brussels banned production of the show about cheeky bus… Read More ›
Mein Kampf Colouring Book Tops Best Seller List
The re-release of Adolph Hitler’s original manifesto Mein Kampf as an adult colouring book has been described as a publishing master stroke after the book rushed to the top of best seller lists in Germany. “We believe it was always… Read More ›
