The Ukrainian government has sent a formal request to Australia to send over all the cars from Mad Max to help it win the war against Russia. “The Bushmaster is a fine military vehicle but if we really want to… Read More ›
Europe
Aus/EU Trade Negotiations Hinge On Australia’s Freedom To Own The C Word
Trade Minister Don Farrell will fly to Europe this week to engage in trade talks with the European Union which experts say will hinge on whether or not Australia will be given exclusive access to the C word. ”There have… Read More ›
The Queen Recommends Trump Take A Driving Tour Of Paris
Donald Trump fresh off his visit to Buckingham palace to meet the Queen has spoken of his fondness for the Monarch and how welcoming Her Majesty was. “What a great person, wonderful to chat with. We talked about politics, corgis,… Read More ›
Australia Bans Live Export Of Contiki Tourists
The Australian Minister for Agriculture has banned the live export of Contiki tourists during the northern hemisphere summer after distressing footage emerged of hungover young Australians trying to survive a bumpy bus journey from Nice to Florence. “There was clearly… Read More ›
Inner City Man Hailed As Hero For Sharing Controversial Image
Late last week, as news broke of a humanitarian crisis, brave Internet Activist John Assured, swung into action ensuring that the most upsetting images were seen by as many people as possible. “It’s important that I get this message… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 