Friends of amateur blogger Jason Blather are in shock after witnessing a thinkpiece explaining the rise of Donald Trump violently eat its way out of his chest. “Jason was quietly enjoying a soy latte when he suddenly went into convulsions,”… Read More ›
Canadian Prime Minister and star of Instagram Justin Trudeau has asked his country’s ambassador to Australia to convey to the Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he is a little freaked out over Mr Turnbull liking all of his photos on… Read More ›
A soulless algorithm determining what ads are best suited to him based upon his Facebook profile has managed to inform a Kirrawee man that he is turning into a complete and utter wanker, something his closest friends have been too… Read More ›
Facebook announced this week it will be introducing a button that indicates no opinion at all. The button will sit alongside the ‘like’ and ‘dislike’ buttons, and will allow users to express a complete emotional void towards the activities of… Read More ›
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has announced he will step down from his position as Chairman and CEO of Facebook to focus on his passion project, the development and production of an army of sexy robot women. Mr Zuckerberg made the… Read More ›
A Facebook group of homophobic rainbow enthusiasts are up in arms over the rainbow filter trend and are claiming to be twice as offended as regular homophobes. Homophobes the world over are experiencing high levels of anxiety and stress as a direct result… Read More ›
