In a bid to fireproof the state for the remainder of summer Chris Minns has spread half a billion tonnes of mulch over the state’s bushland. “We’ve been sending out Elvis the water sucking helicopter to hoover up all that… Read More ›
Fire
Scomo To Burn All The Coal To Stop It Adding To Global Warming
The Prime Minster has vowed to destroy all of Australia’s coal after learning that it is a major contributor to global warming and climate change. “From what I can gather coal is horrible stuff and the sooner the world is… Read More ›
ScoMo Concerned That Bushfires Will Skip Containment Lines And Spread To Hawaii
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has been heard telling locals in a bar in Oahu that he fears that the bushfires currently ravaging New South Wales may break the containment lines and potentially spread all the way to… Read More ›
Country Folk Finally Feel City’s Pain After Wind Blows Traffic Jam Into The Bush
People living in the New South Wales country have gotten a taste of how tough life is for Sydney people after strong easterly winds blew a traffic jam into the state’s central west. “We’ve spent the past few weeks surrounded… Read More ›
Bushfires Keep Us Warm Says Tony Abbott
Intensely out of control summer bushfires raging through the countryside have the added benefit of keeping us warm, said Warringah backbencher Tony Abbott in a speech to the Global Warming Is A Hoot Foundation in London. “There’s nothing better than… Read More ›
Combustible Russell Crowes Banned From Planes
The world’s airlines have banned Russell Crowes from their cargo holds after fears the highly flammable actor may catch fire due to faulty wiring inside his brain. “We just can’t take the risk that a Russell Crowe may burst into… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 