Scotty From Marketing: “I want to focus on my family, my friends, and my fitness. Basically anything I can do to keep me away from my actual job.” Albo: ”I want to focus on the important things in life, like… Read More ›
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Berejiklian Tells NSW To Only Leave The House On NYE If You’re Rich
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told the state to stay in this New Year’s Eve, unless of course they are either a high earner or have old family money. ”I call on the state to all come together,… Read More ›
BREAKING: NSW Cancels NYE Fireworks With Pokies To Replace Fireworks On The Bridge
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced that this year’s New Year’s Eve fireworks display will be cancelled due to the bushfires with pokies machines to be wheeled onto the bridge as an appropriate replacement. “We consulted with the appropriate authorities… Read More ›
Dastyari Calls For NYE Fireworks To Be Moved To Chinese New Year
Soon to be former Senator Sam Dastyari has called upon the NSW State Government to move the traditional New Year’s Eve fireworks from New Year’s Eve to the Chinese new year, which falls on the 16th of February. “It just… Read More ›
Millions Disappointed As New Years Eve Fireworks Consist Of One Guy Running Across Sydney Harbour Bridge With Five Sparklers Up His Arse
New Year’s Eve revelers in Australia’s largest city have expressed their dismay at the quality of the midnight fireworks display as Sydney welcomed in 2015 with some bloke running across Sydney Harbour Bridge with five sparklers up his arse. “I… Read More ›
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