Australian conservatives are leading a campaign to demand that the Queensland Olympics scheduled for 2032 include the sport of Jumping to Conclusions. The campaign is being lead by conservative commentator Miranda Devine, an expert in the field, and has strong… Read More ›
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Sky News Australia Calls On Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Storm The US Consulate
Niche News station Sky News Australia has called on their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the US consulate in an effort to protest the American election result. ”We need our viewers to get out on the streets and… Read More ›
Trump Refuses To Concede That He Lost The Masters To Dustin Johnson
US President (for now) Donald Trump has released an official statement via his preferred method of communication Twitter, to call for people to stop referring to Dustin Johnson as the winner of this year’s US Masters and instead hand the… Read More ›
Editorial: Kanye West Is The President America Needs Right Now
As good as Donald Trump has been (for satirists) as American President it is time for a change. It’s time for a person who is ready to stand up for what they believe in. Someone who is willing to tell… Read More ›
Trump To Star In The New Roald Dahl Movie James And The Giant Impeachment
Current (for now) American President Donald Trump has been announced as the star of the new Roald Dahl movie James and the giant impeachment, scheduled to hit the courts, er cinemas later this year. “This is an unusual move for… Read More ›