NSW ultra conservative politician Fred Nile has decided to leave politics to pursue his love of acting and is in talks to star in the upcoming movie Weekend at Bernie’s 3, with Fred tipped to play Bernie’s stunt double. ”We’re… Read More ›
Fred Nile
Pro Life Lobby Goes To Sleazy Backyard Parliament To Block Abortion Bill
Having been rejected by the legitimate NSW parliament, the anti Abortion lobby has found a dodgy backyard parliament willing to block the bill that intends to decriminalise abortion. “We’ve found a cockroach ridden parliament down a back alley and up… Read More ›
Remake Of Mel Gibson’s What Women Want Tipped To Star Fred Nile
Minister, NSW Politician and self-appointed expert on all things female, Fred Nile has been tipped to star in the planned remake of the Mel Gibson film What Women Want. “We’ve been looking for someone to play the title role for a… Read More ›
Scripture Class Attended Mainly So Kids Get The Jokes In Their Christmas Cards
A survey has found that a majority of parents sending their children to scripture classes are doing it so their kids will be able to get the jokes in their Christmas cards. “I’m not a churchie at all but I… Read More ›
Government To Review The ABC’s Q&A Program Over Controversial Guest
The federal Government has announced they will hold an inquiry into the ABC’s Q&A program following last Monday’s show where a controversial guest appeared. The inquiry will investigate how the guest got on the show and who was responsible, with… Read More ›
“18 Year-Old Burqa Wearing Alcoholic Abortionists Public Enemy Number 1”: Fred Nile
Politician, selfie-enthusiast and beret wearer Fred Nile has declared this week that 18-year-old burqa wearing alcoholic abortionists are public enemy number one in the state of New South Wales and has called on the Government to legislate accordingly. Nile currently holds… Read More ›
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