Prime Minister Scott Morrison and his Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton have called on the media to learn the difference between a ship and a boat after a ship docked in Fremantle with Covid infected crew. ”The media… Read More ›
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Antony Green Returned To State Of Suspended Animation Till Next Election
The ABC has put psephologist Antony Green back into a state of suspended animation in a vault deep under the organisation’s headquarters in Ultimo. “We all love Antony but he becomes an absolute pest around the building when there isn’t… Read More ›
Tasmania Moves Australia Day To Boonie’s Birthday
The state of Tasmania will now be celebrating Australia Day on the 29th of December to honour the birth date of moustachioed test cricket legend David Boon. “Australia Day should be a cause for celebration for all citizens of Australia… Read More ›
Hawthorn Football Club Trade 2014 Premiership For Late Draft Pick
The Hawthorn Football club currently in the midst of a one year Premiership drought has surprised the AFL world by trading their 2014 Premiership to St Kilda in exchange for pick 68 in the 2016 draft. St Kilda’s coach Alan… Read More ›
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