Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has denied that he lied to France’s President Emmanuel Macron, saying that he doesn’t even speak French. ”I think my good mate Emmanuel might have got a bit of confused on our phone call,” said… Read More ›
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World Fears Enduring New Series Of M*A*S*H As Korean Tension Escalates
The world stands on the brink of having to watch a whole new season of M*A*S*H as leaders decide how to respond to Kim Jong Un’s testing of an intercontinental ballistic missile. “If war breaks out the west will have… Read More ›
China Apologises For Thinking We’d Listen To Sam Dastyari
The Chinese government has issued a grovelling apology to the Australian people for assuming that we’d ever pay any attention to Sam Dastyari’s opinion on anything. “We have insulted the intelligence of an entire country by choosing Senator Dastyari above… Read More ›
Russian President Vladimir Putin Gives Australia 3 stars
Russian President Vladimir Putin has submitted a review to popular travel site Tripadvisor.com following his recent sojourn to Brisbane, Australia for the G20 summit. Mr Putin rated the visit three stars and said he was surprised by how nice ordinary everyday… Read More ›
‘It’s Kinda Awkward’ – Australia Embarrassed By Planetary Destruction, Crimes Against Humanity
“Oh Christ, please, not again,” a mortified Australia said after Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s cringe-worthy statement that coal was “good for humanity” was followed at the G20 by treasurer Joe Hockey’s insistence that climate change posed no threat to economic… Read More ›
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