Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing is reportedly livid at his staff after learning that they booked him into a meeting of the National cabinet on Friday thus cutting short his weekend. ”The PM is not the type to fly… Read More ›
Gladys Berejiklian
Scotty From Marketing Stunned To Learn That Gladys Has Gone On Holiday Without An Official Photographer
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has remarked to colleagues that he’s stunned that NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has gone on holiday and done so without an official photographer. ”The PM was baffled when he heard the news that Gladys… Read More ›
Acting NSW Premier Barilaro Orders All Koalas Slaughtered And Turned Into Masks
Acting NSW Premier John Barilaro has issued an executive order for all of the State’s Koalas to be slaughtered and turned in to masks to be made available for a slight fee to the needy. ”When Gladys ordered the entire… Read More ›
World Leader’s 2021 New Year’s Resolutions
Scotty From Marketing: “I want to focus on my family, my friends, and my fitness. Basically anything I can do to keep me away from my actual job.” Albo: ”I want to focus on the important things in life, like… Read More ›
Berejiklian Tells NSW To Only Leave The House On NYE If You’re Rich
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told the state to stay in this New Year’s Eve, unless of course they are either a high earner or have old family money. ”I call on the state to all come together,… Read More ›
Berjiklian Tells Northern Beaches That The Only Reason To Leave The House Is To Gamble
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told residents locked down in the State’s Northern Beaches that the only reason for them to leave their house is to gamble at a nearby RSL or Casino. “‘We need to get on… Read More ›
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