NRL Boss Peter V’landys has ordered Prime Minister Scott Morrison to arrange for the nation’s school kids to sit in the stands during this weekend’s round of rugby league matches. ”We’ve been told it’s safe for kids to go to… Read More ›
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“Anti-Dickhead Vaccine Still At Least 12 Months Away” Say Desperate NRL Scientists
Development of a vaccine to stop rugby league players acting like dickheads off the field is still more than twelve months away and may never be discovered, despondent NRL scientists reported yesterday. “We’re afraid that NRL players may have to… Read More ›
NRL To Sell Small Team Colour Coffins For Unvaccinated Kiddies
The NRL have announced today a new line of merchandise to be launched to coincide with the restart of the season, small team colour coffins for the unvaccinated children in the family. “We’ve seen a lot of talk about a… Read More ›
Jarryd Hayne Warned About Consorting With Noted Criminal ‘The Hamburglar’
NRL player-for-now Jarryd Hayne has been warned by Gold Coast Police to stop hanging out with noted criminal ‘The Hamburglar’ after the pair were spotted sharing a thick shake in a McDonald’s car park. Detective Inspector Peter Pepper of the… Read More ›
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