The NRL have announced today a new line of merchandise to be launched to coincide with the restart of the season, small team colour coffins for the unvaccinated children in the family.
“We’ve seen a lot of talk about a couple of our players who are against vaccinating their children and been surprised by the amount of people who support their views,” said a League Spokesperson. ”So, we thought we’d jump on the bandwagon and get some anti-vax themed merch out there, like coffins.”
”After all, if we lose these kiddies before they grow up at least they can be buried in their favourite team’s coloured coffin.”
When asked why the league was seemingly jumping through hoops to accommodate the minority of players who are anti-vaccination, the Spokesperson said: ”Ah, look it’s best if we keep these guys playing and occupied. Could you imagine how many blogs or YouTube clips these blokes could make if they weren’t training.”
“Besides it could be worse, we could be letting them go out to visit the schools.”
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