With the end of the parliamentary year in sight Scott Morrison’s cabinet have done a whip around with everybody chipping in to buy Senate Leader Matthias ‘Numbers Man’ Cormann a calculator for Christmas. “In an ideal world we would have… Read More ›
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Frydenburg Promises To Flog Westpac With The Warmest Of Lettuce
Treasurer Josh Frydenburg has told colleagues of his plans to punish rogue bank Westpac by flogging the bank and it’s executives with the warmest lettuce he can find. “Josh is very upset at Westpac right now,” said a Government Insider…. Read More ›
Barnaby Offers Up A Bed To Any Ladies Evacuated Due To Bushfires – No Uggo’s
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has let it be known to his constituents (well the female ones) that should they need it there is always a warm bed and a shoulder to cry on at his place. “Barnaby has… Read More ›
Thoughts And Prayers Allocated To Drought Relief To Be Sent To Bush Fire Victims
The Morrison Government has moved quickly to reassure the victims of the horrific bush fires currently raging through Queensland and New South Wales that they will be fully resourced with thoughts and prayers. With the decision made to reallocate thoughts… Read More ›
ScoMo Appoints Craig Kelly As Minister In Charge Of Guarding The Bee
Following news over the weekend that Prime Minister ScoMo had banned a member of his Government Craig Kelly from appearing on the ABC’s Q&A program comes news that the reason for the banning was that Mr Kelly has been promoted to… Read More ›
Abbott Appointed To The Board Of The Culture War Memorial
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has been appointed by the Morrison Government to the board of the Culture War Memorial. “No one has done more in the last twenty or so years to lead the charge in the culture… Read More ›
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