Nearly thirty years after Joh Bjelke-Petersen failed in his attempt to become PM, Pauline Hanson and Bob Katter have finally realised his dream of putting batshit crazy Queenslanders into positions of power in Canberra. “We’ll only pass legislation if security… Read More ›
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Scott Morrison Rebrands Department Of Human Services To Department Of First World Problems
The Australian Minister for Social Services, Scott Morrison, has launched the rebranding of the Department of Human Services to the Department of First World Problems. The rebrand comes on the back of comments this week that social services like paid… Read More ›
Alan Jones Presents Prime Minister With ‘To Do’ List
Former rugby coach, radio broadcaster and burlap sack spokesperson Alan Jones has today presented Prime minister Tony Abbott with a ‘To Do list’ for him to act on in order to keep Mr Jones and his listeners happy. In an… Read More ›
Government Rules Out Working With Itself
Speaking on Radio National’s Drive program, Steve Ciobo, Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasurer, revealed that not only will the government not work with Labor and many on the cross-bench on policy development and legislation, but is also unwilling to include… Read More ›