Politician Who Cheated On Wife Unsurprisingly Not In Favour Of Government Tracking App


Government backbencher and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has released a press release declaring he wants no part in the Government’s plans for all Australian citizens to be tracked via an app.

”This Government can go and get stuffed!” said Barnaby Joyce. ”How dare they try and interfere in my life by knowing where I’m going and who I’m seeing.”

”It’s my body and it’s my choice and no one from the Prime Minister down will be tracking it.”

When asked why he was so against the Government of which he is a part of, Barnaby Joyce said: “Are you saying I’m a member of the Government?”

”My paycheck does not reflect that, let me tell you! Now, what this Government needs to do is back off and let a man and his families just get on with things!”

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to … well never mind where I’m off to. Suffices to say, I’m off to feed the chickens.”

Mark Williamson


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