Australian Scientists have announced that they’ve discovered a new form of bottom feeding parasite, which they have named the ‘David Leyonhjelm.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian Scientist Bernard Beaker said of the parasite: “Sometimes discovering these things happens out of the… Read More ›
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Man Without Gun Causes Panic At Trump Rally
Donald Trump was bundled from the stage by the Secret Service at his Nevada rally after reports that a man in the crowd was not carrying a gun. “We were afraid that a member of the audience might have been… Read More ›
Section 18c Of The Racial Discrimination Act To Blame For Budget Deficit
Conservative commentators have declared that Section 18c of the Racial Discrimination act is to blame for Australia’s run of budget deficits and are calling on the Turnbull Government to act to fix it. Leading the charge against 18c is the… Read More ›
Would-Be Ronald Reagan Assassin To Be Freed For Upcoming Presidential Election
John Hinckley Jnr, the man who tried to assassinate former Republican President Ronald Reagan, is to be released from prison after serving a 35 year sentence. His release is just in time for the upcoming US Presidential election and though… Read More ›
America’s NRA Implores Bob Katter To Show Some Respect For Victims Of Gun Violence
The United State’s National Rifle Association has today sent a message to maverick Australian politician Bob Katter to withdraw his election ad that shows Katter shooting dead rival politicians on the grounds of respect. An NRA spokesperson told The (un)Australian: “We respect Bob… Read More ›
Moderate Guns Condemn Acts Of Extremist Guns
America’s law abiding guns have released a statement condemning the gun involved in the Orlando mass shooting saying that the actions of the vast number of peaceful guns shouldn’t be judged by the actions of a violent few. “Out of… Read More ›