Former Dancing With The Stars contestant, fish and chip shop owner and member of parliament, Pauline Hanson, has today been officially Halal certified, a move which has outraged Hanson and mightily confused her legions of followers. Hanson was initially perplexed… Read More ›
An attendee at one of the Reclaim Australia rallies held over the Easter weekend says they were shocked to find out that most of the people at the Neo-Nazi backed rally were racists. Norm Proulx, a machinist and father of… Read More ›
The Australian Electoral Commission (AEC) has announced that all ballot papers to be used for Saturday’s NSW election, and all elections going forward, will be 100% officially halal certified. The move has been made in response to the large amount of voters so fed up… Read More ›
A prominent anti-halal campaigner has expressed shock and dismay after discovering that you can’t actually just go around making up random shit to defame an entire religious group. The moment of shocking realisation came for Kerrie Bigot, who runs the… Read More ›
Federal MP Luke Simpkins has raised the alarm over Australians being unwittingly converted to Islam via eating Halal-certified food, using his own horrifying tale of forced conversion as a warning. The Liberal member for Cowan told The (un)Australian: “All I did what all true Aussies… Read More ›
In a possibly devastating move for retailers looking forward to traditional Christmas sales to bolster their books, anti-halal campaigners have threatened new action — demanding all retailers guarantee that all their Christmas hams are not halal certified. Those who don’t face a boycott… Read More ›
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