The ABC will tonight air a deep dive into Australian Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton on their flagship A Current Affairs program, 4 Corners. ”Tonight we are hoping to find out what’s really behind the man, who’s allegedly… Read More ›
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Dutton Celebrates Surviving The Week With All His Horcruxes Intact
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has celebrated surviving the first week of Parliament with all his horcruxes intact. ”The Dark Lord has survived a bruising first week,” said a Spokes Death Eater for the Dark Lord. ”Harry Albanese… Read More ›
Albo’s Scar Throbs Indicating The Dark Lord Peter Dutton Has Returned
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has been struck down with a throbbing pain emanating from the scar on his forehead, an indication that the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has returned to Canberra from his latest overseas jaunt. ”Albo knew straight away… Read More ›
Australia Needs A Dick Tata Declares News Corp
The Australian Government’s propaganda arm News Corp has come out strongly today endorsing Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton as Australia’s next top Dick Tata. ”I am quite flattered to be thought of in that light,” said the Dark… Read More ›
Dead Unicorn Found On Parliament House Roof Points To A Return Of The Dark Lord
Canberra’s Parliamentary groundskeeper has reportedly found a deceased Unicorn on the roof of Parliament house with those inside fearful that it indicates a return of the Dark Lord to Canberra. “These are dire times if he who must not be… Read More ›
Dutton Invites Labor’s Shadow Minister For Home Affairs Over For A Drink Of Polyjuice Potion
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has extended an invitation to his Labor counterpart to join him for a round of drinks, in particular, a new cocktail he’s been working on called a Polyjuice Potion. “A lot of people… Read More ›
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