Albo’s Scar Throbs Indicating The Dark Lord Peter Dutton Has Returned

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has been struck down with a throbbing pain emanating from the scar on his forehead, an indication that the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has returned to Canberra from his latest overseas jaunt.

”Albo knew straight away that the Dark Lord had returned,” said a Government Insider. ”All the signs were there, the throbbing scar, Sky News drawing an extra viewer blood running down the walls over old parliament house.”

”To the residents of Canberra I warn you to stay inside and keep your pets safe.”

When reached for comment on his return to Canberra, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton said of his overseas jaunt: ”Was nice to get out of town and explore a new part of the World.”

”America is a great place you know, the access to firearms was a welcome bonus.”

”I shot so many stray cats, was one of the best moments of my life.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to join Paul Murray on Sky News to rant about how Albo has been jet setting all around the World. The nerve of that guy.”

Mark Williamson


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