ScoMo Booked To Deliver Sermon To The Westboro Baptist Church

Former Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has been booked to deliver a guest sermon to the controversial Westboro Baptist Church.

”It’s a bit of an exciting opportunity for not just me but Australia as a whole,” said the former PM. ”I think the church is somewhere in Kansas so will be a good opportunity to see a bit of the World.”

”Might even pick up some duty free Tia Maria for Jen.”

When asked whether he felt it was appropriate for a sitting member of Parliament to be galivanting around the World giving sermons, the former PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”I am on a mission from God and as we know God moves in mysterious ways.”

”Don’t believe me, go and ask the cleaning staff at Engadine Maccas how God moves me.”

Mark Williamson


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