Maverick MP, Bob Katter, has applauded American President Donald Trump’s decision to open an alligator Alcatraz and demanded that Australian PM Anthony Albanese follows suit and opens a crocodile correctional centre in Northern Queensland. ”Old Donny boy has the right… Read More ›
Officials from the Australian Border Force and the American ICE have confirmed that their entire policy on refugees seeking to enter the country is still based on that one scene from the 1983 movie “Scarface” where Tony Montana lies his… Read More ›
The current ice epidemic is proving to be a rich source of income for Australia’s most emaciated and haggard looking actors. “My agent gets three or four calls a week asking how I look going berko in a shopping mall,”… Read More ›
Mining magnate, golf course owner and sometimes politician, Clive Palmer has today condemned the current ice epidemic sweeping through Australia and blamed it on causing delays with his company’s plans to rebuild the Titanic. Currently the drug ice is sweeping… Read More ›
28 year-old crystal meth user Dylan Fazackeli was stunned on his recent trip to Iceland to discover that the country does not live up to its name. Mr Fazackeli had been saving for the trip of a life-time in the… Read More ›
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