Senator (for now) Malcolm Roberts has blamed his citizenship woes on US space agency NASA and the Twitterati. Claiming NASA somehow traveled back in time to make him a British citizen. The One Nation Senator agreed to talk to The… Read More ›
India
Barmy Army Refuse To Sign New Contract With Cricket Australia
This summer’s Ashes tour is under threat after the Barmy Army pulled out of its contract with Cricket Australia demanding higher alcohol content in its beer and shorter hours of sunlight. “We want full strength beer, longer beer snakes and… Read More ›
Renshaw And Cummins To Battle It Out For ‘Nice Young Man’ role.
Patrick Cummins’ arrival in India will trigger a showdown for the much coveted role of ‘Nice Young Man’ (NYM) in the Australian men’s test cricket team. For many years the Australian policy of only having one genuinely pleasant person in… Read More ›
Aussie Spinners Plan to Keep Targeting Matthew Wade
The Australian spin bowlers are licking their lips at continuing their onslaught against their perennial ‘bunny’, Matthew Wade. Speaking on behalf of the Aussie spin quintet, Nathan ‘Garry’ Lyon said “Look it’s always nice as a bowler to have a… Read More ›
Man Who Scored A Hundred In The Backyard At Mum’s Filthy At Missing Test Selection
Peakhurst backyard cricketer Peter ‘Greenie’ Green is filthy at the Australian cricket selectors after he was not considered for the third Test against South Africa despite scoring an unbeaten century in the backyard of his mum’s house on a seaming… Read More ›
New Zealand Cricket Regretting Appointing Chris Cairns Bowling Coach
New Zealand Cricket has sacked former vice-captain Chris Cairns as Test bowling coach following Monday’s humiliating innings defeat to Australia. In a short press conference on Tuesday, Chief Executive Officer David White conceded that hiring the colourful former all-rounder in the… Read More ›
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