Cricket Australia chief Kevin Roberts flagged a flurry of new rules for cricket in reaction to the COVID-19 crisis that has hit the sport. Roberts has suggested practices such as using spit to shine a ball need to be replaced… Read More ›
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Queensland Announces New Tourist Attraction Grand Canyon 2.0
The Queensland Government has this week announced that they will be launching a new tourist attraction the Grand Canyon 2.0 which will be located in the Galilee basin. “What an exciting time to be a Queenslander,” said Premier Anastacia Palaszcuk…. Read More ›
Boos For David Warner All Coming From Rest Of Australian Team
Alarmed team officials have confirmed that all the loud booing that David Warner received during Australia’s opening game at the ICC Cricket World Cup emanated from the other players on the Australian team. “The English fans in the crowd were… Read More ›
Adventure Tourist Killed By Isolated Tribe From Sutherland Shire
An American adventurer has been killed while attempting to make contact with the peoples of the remote Sutherland Shire. “The young man ignored warnings and foolishly attempted to cross Tom Uglys Bridge and was cut down with a hail of… Read More ›
Warner Demands Tough Action Be Taken On People Who Sledge (Him)
Australian Cricket’s current sheikh of sandpaper David Warner has called on his bosses at Cricket Australia to crack down and take action against people who sledge (him) on and off the field. “I think most people in Australia called David… Read More ›
Britain And India Working Frantically To Disown Malcolm Roberts
Officials from Britain and India have strenuously denied that Malcolm Roberts was ever a citizen amid claims that both nations have been furiously burning old citizenship records. “We do have some standards old chap,” commented UK Home Office representative Sir… Read More ›
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