Steve Waugh, former Australian captain and brother of Channel 10 media personality Mark Waugh, spoke to The (un)Australian today about his anger at being snubbed by the Australian cricket team’s selectors. Steve, who retired from cricket 11 years ago at the age of… Read More ›
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Glenn McGrath Tells World Cup Bowlers To Man Up And Shoot Something
Former World Cup-winning bowler, car salesman and avid shooter, Glenn “Pigeon” McGrath has taken aim, literally and figuratively, at the bowlers currently competing at this years cricketing World Cup, telling them to man up and shoot something. The World Cup… Read More ›
England Cricket Team Miracle: They Managed To Beat An Egg
A public holiday has been called in England overnight to celebrate the fact that their beleaguered cricket team has finally had a victory after they successfully beat an egg whilst making an omelette for breakfast. In what has been a troubled… Read More ›
Turnbull Tipped To Challenge Clarke For Australian Cricket Team Captaincy
Member for Wentworth and avid dog walker Malcolm Turnbull has been tipped by colleagues to challenge Australian cricket captain Michael Clarke for the leadership of the Australian team, following Australia’s defeat at the weekend to world cup co-hosts New Zealand…. Read More ›
Australians Relieved: Chinese Slaves Make iPhones Not Just Hepatitis
Australians have expressed relief after it was revealed on ABC’s Four Corners program last night that Chinese slaves not only make hepatitis, but iPhones as well. ‘It’s good news,’ said Cynthia Hawkins of Box Hill, an owner of all things Apple…. Read More ›
Dave Warner Scores Enough Runs For Australia To Forget About Him Being A Tool
Australian Batsmen David Warner has had a glorious summer, scoring centuries in both the test and one day series; however controversy has followed Warner with him being involved in an ugly incident with Indian batsman Rohit Sharma. The incident in… Read More ›