Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has increased his online presence by this week launching a new Only Fans fan page, whereby supporters can receive pictures of the PM, for a fee. ”I was sitting around with a few of… Read More ›
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Berjiklian Tells Northern Beaches That The Only Reason To Leave The House Is To Gamble
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told residents locked down in the State’s Northern Beaches that the only reason for them to leave their house is to gamble at a nearby RSL or Casino. “‘We need to get on… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells The Arts To Start Putting On Some Fundraising Shows For The Struggling Coal Industry
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called on Australia’s arts industry to come together and start organising some fundraising shows for the struggling coal industry, like they did for last summer’s bushfire victims. “We are all in this together,… Read More ›
Government Announces New Welfare Initiative: MineKeeper
The Australian Government has reacted swiftly to news that China will no longer be accepting the country’s coal by setting up a new welfare initiative, Minekeeper. “The very second I heard that our coal was not being taken I got… Read More ›
Christensen Pleads With The PM To Open Up A Travel Bubble With The Philippines
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has pleaded with the PM to start working quickly on establishing a travel bubble between Australia and the Philippines, claiming lives are on the line. “It’s been a bloody long time since some… Read More ›
Hanson Tells Unemployed One Nation Supporters That She Wasn’t Talking About Them But Rather The Other Unemployed People
One Nation leader Senator Pauline Hanson has sought to clarify comments she made in the Senate yesterday by telling her supporters that she was not talking about them but rather other unemployed people. “To my dear One Nation supporters when… Read More ›
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