Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has increased his online presence by this week launching a new Only Fans fan page, whereby supporters can receive pictures of the PM, for a fee.
”I was sitting around with a few of my mates the other day, just kicking some ideas around, when one of them suggested we get onboard with Only Fans,” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”After a few laughs were had, I got to think about it a bit more and thought, why not?”
”After all, I have a backlog of photos of me doing various daggy Dad type of things, so why not get them out there to the adoring public?!”
When asked why he was seemingly silent over the Christmas period, during which time his home state was plunged in to further Covid chaos, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”I have been there everyday in the trenches taking photos of myself and my family doing everyday things that I hope will inspire everyday Australians.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas to make sure that the cleaning staff are socially distancing.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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